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Moderation Never Enough Funny Birthday Card for him

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Price: $3.89 each

Title: Moderation Never Enough Funny Birthday Card for him

Inside: It’s your birthday. Screw moderation!

Product ID: 1278884

Availability: In Stock - Ships the next business day

Artist Notes: Aristotle, the great philosopher of ancient Greece, said of the secret to an ideal life, “Everything in moderation.” The problem was, as our friend Mark has discovered, is that there’s never enough of it. Case in point: that pitiful excuse for a hamburger swimming around Mark’s plate. If it were any smaller you’d need a frigging magnifying glass to find it. No surprise, Mark ain’t thrilled about it.

Card Size: 5x7 Inches

Card Artist: © Dan Brown

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